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I’m Blue? Da Ba Dee…

A frustrated and confused TaraFly.

Perhaps I should invest in a brain upgrade...

 

I am 99.7% sure that I will be using BlueHost.com for my new website home.

I like their Zen-Cart integration, the WordPress plug-in, the ability to host PHP files (for my Zazzle shop-builder!), the survey and mailing list features…

TaraFly dressed as Breton Mage in Elder Scrolls Morrowind

First photoshop experiment

 Even a phpBB style message board …reminiscent of my former life chatting away on Lady Morraine’s Hall of Torque and The Elder Scrolls forums (circa 2003), under the alias of “Pemberley” –

or “Pemmie” as I was affectionately nicknamed. My personal “LadyPem” e-mail account is a throw-back to those days.

Ahh, I was such a Morrowind geek. :P

Actually, my first attempts at photo-manipulations were gaming related: I attached my head to my character’s body, and I cut-n-pasted Dominic (and his siblings) into this PC screenshot of Balmora at dusk.

photomanip of cats in Balmora Morrowind screenshot

Dominic and Co. chillin' in the streets of Balmora

I wanted to create a shot of Dominic attacking a cliff racer, but I never finished it.

Anyway… if we turn our attention back to BlueHost:

I’m not a bells-and-whistles person, so many of their claims were actually turn-offs…

So they offer 2,500 POP/imap e-mail accounts?!
Who needs 2,500 email accounts?
To put that into perspective, our local Wal-Mart – which does over $150 Million worth of business annually and was awarded “Supercenter of the Year” twice – staffed a mere 800 associates during their peak holiday season.

So, I repeat, who the hell needs 2,500 email accounts?!

FYI: Pop/imap basically means downloaded-to-your-computer e-mail vs stored-on-their-server email – like Hotmail.
Either way, it’s waaay too much e-mail! :P

Which can only make me wonder: are they using their “unlimited disk storage” and infinite domains as a smoke and mirror effect to disguise a fatal flaw?
Hence the .3% of uncertainty.

I checked Google for customer reviews, which are always good for a laugh if nothing else.
The majority of the comments were favorable… i.e. you get what you pay for, no serious complaints.

One man, however, trashed BlueHost mercilessly, and although he made a valid point in one instance, I couldn’t help but chuckle at his stupidity throughout the rant.

It reminded me of last summer, when I was shopping for my printer, and found that bad review written by someone who obviously hadn’t read the manual first.

First of all, his grammar was terrible! Grammar is a pet-peeve of mine, although I’m by no means an expert. WordPress and I battle constantly over my use of passive voice and complex expressions.

This guy, seriously, was a flake.
Immediately, I checked his name and location, because I give allowances to foreigners who deal with translation issues.
He was from the States and had a red-blooded American-sounding name to me.
Therefore… a flake, with poor writing skills.

He apparently hosts his e-commerce business on multiple websites, all sharing the same script… what he actually sells isn’t mentioned, but I’m conjuring up an infomercial about striking it rich with real estate investments.
Who else would host a business on multiple sites across different servers?? He probably used all 2,500 email accounts!

(If he’s smart, he’ll hire a ghost-writer, or he won’t sell much of anything. hehe)

So first he complains that his script isn’t working on BlueHost, although the exact same script runs perfectly on GoDaddy. The techs explained that it was a coding error on his part, and he naturally disagrees.

Then he makes his one valid point… in one instance, his entire site vanished… all his files had disappeared.
Now that IS a serious concern for an e-commerce site!

It took me a few minutes to understand what happened exactly, as I initially thought perhaps the server went down.
This wasn’t the case.

I discovered that BlueHost offers HTML-editing of your site from an online dashboard… similar to a blog dashboard.
You make the changes in their editing program, hit some form of “update” button, and your site now sports the new look!

Okay, so that is pretty cool… especially for those minor tweaks that I make to my site, whenever I’m hosting a Zazzle sale or auctioning a painting on eBay. 

They will also do a periodic back-up of all the site files, so if you screw something up while editing, you can rely on a previously saved version.
Ironically, the site did its back-up AFTER his files were mysteriously erased, and before he caught the problem. So his archived files were also blank.
Bwahahaha!

Okay… at this point, I’m laughing my ass off at his stupidity.. as he rants about customer service’s inability to retrieve the old files:
they explained to him that their back-up is a “courtesy” and shouldn’t be solely relied upon.
Everyone knows to keep copies, except this poor schmuck. (…and he’s been in e-commerce for years…)

Personally, I’m an old-school web-designer, if I can even call myself a designer with my limited HTML skills.
I created my first site – titled “The Ghost of the Pot Roast” – in 1998, a mixture of cheesy poetry, pictures, and inside jokes shared with my friend, Carolyn.
It was supposed to be a joint effort, but she was too busy advancing her career and getting college degrees, that I wound up running it myself and threatening her (for over a year) with torture just to get an updated Bio from her.

Anyway, I’m from the FTP Class (a proud graduate of FileZilla), and was taught to save all my files offline, simply make edits whenever necessary, and re-upload them. It would never occur to me to keep my entire script saved on my host’s dashboard, without a back-up or four. Well, except for that one time with Blogspot…

Perhaps the techs were right about his scripting errors, and he did something to wipe his own files clean. LOL With my Blogspot disaster, a simple html edit to include the “Stumble” button wiped out the entire posting function!
I must’ve deleted one or two essential characters by accident.
*oops*
But in that one instance, I hadn’t saved their original script first, and I had no way to fix it.

Anyhow… this is the direction I’m planning to take, and anyone with a personal experience working with BlueHost, Zen Cart, etc. is welcome to comment here.
If you happen to think another web host is more reliable than BlueHost for my needs, feel free to make a recommendation and I’ll go check them out. :)

Note of caution, hehe: If you suffer from gross grammar and an enlarged ego, your comments may become the subject of humor in my next blog. ;)

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